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Chick Trouble
Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
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Blondes and Shrimps
Q: What do blondes and shrimps have in common?
A: Their heads are full of shit, but the pink bits are nice.
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A grain of wheat?
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believes he is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and a friend came across a chicken, and John was terrified. "Why are you so afraid, you're not a grain of wheat after all," his friend asked. John replied, "You know it and I know it, but the chicken doesn't know it."
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