Animal Jokes

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Flea Cure

Patient: Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?
Doctor: Maybe, what made them sick?

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Peanuts Are Fattening

Q: How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

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Kissing Porcupines

Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?
A: Ouch.

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