Cat Quips!

• There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
• Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods... Cats have never forgotten this.
• Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs... You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.  
• Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
• People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
• Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God!
• Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
• I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
• My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.
• Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!

Elephant Tennis

Q: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette!

Get Well

Q: What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A: A get wellephant!