Animal Jokes

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Fake It

Q: What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
A: Fake an orgasm.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Elephants in Pink Sweaters

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
A: They're all on the same team.

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Animal House

Q: What should you do if you find a jaguar asleep on your bed?
A: Sleep on the sofa.

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