Animal Jokes

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Legs Above

Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three swallows!

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Best Tree for Dogs

Q: What is a dog's favorite tree?
A: The dogwood.

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20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

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