Animal Jokes

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Does He Bite

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."

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Green Jumper

Q. What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A. A grasshopper with hiccups!

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Chicken Soup

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of cluck!

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