Animal Jokes

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Shiny Snails

Q: How do snails get their shells so shiny?
A: They use snail polish!

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Live Bait

Q: What did the lioness say to the cub chasing a hunter?
A: "Stop playing with your food."

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Penguin

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.

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