Lions Meal

Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: 'Let us prey.'

Many Bones

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room!

Talking Frog

A young boy found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess.” The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn't kiss me?” The boy replied, “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”