Alcohol Jokes - Beer Jokes

Redneck Fridge

You might be a redneck if you have a refrigerator just for beer.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Sunday Sermon

In Church on Sunday morning, the preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After speaking for about 10 minutes he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd throw it in the river!"  Then he talked some more and a little while later he said, "If I had all the wine in the world, I'd throw it in the river!"  After that statement, he kept ranting and raving until about 15 minutes later when he said, "If I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd throw it in the river!"  Then he talked for a few more minutes and sat down. Then, the choir director stood up and with a sheepish smile on her face she said, "now will the congregation please stand and join us in singing hymn number 134, LET'S ALL GATHER AT THE RIVER!

Categories: Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Wine Jokes)
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Beer Nuts

Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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