Airplane Jokes

Plane to Rocket

Plane: How do you fly so fast?
Rocket: You'll know when your ass is on fire.

Categories: Airplane Jokes
Anonymous

No Survivors

Q: There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
A: The two were married

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
Anonymous

Tasered At The Airport

Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Airplane Jokes
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