Airplane Jokes

Rough Sex

My girlfriend told me to be rough in bed...
I told her to ride me like United Airlines

Categories: Sex Jokes , Airplane Jokes
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Knock Knock - Urgent

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
The plane captain.

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
Anonymous

Shine On

Q: What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?
A: A receding airline.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Airplane Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Bald Jokes)
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