Kiel's Jokes

Go Big

Just attempted to beat the record for the biggest piece of glass ever blown.
Smashed it.

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Wellington

My son wants Wellington boots for his birthday. He has no chance. I'm not traveling all the way to New Zealand just for footwear.

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Next

When I heard that my girlfriend would have sex with anyone that could click their fingers.
I snapped.

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Written By: KielPhillips