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Yo Mama - Last Supper

Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out!

Yo Mama - Layaway

Yo mama so poor, she puts McDonald's dollar meals on layaway.

Yo Mama - Marriage

Yo mama so poor, she got married for the rice.

Yo Mama - Cobwebs

Yo momma's so poor, I visited her house and when I tore down the cob webs, she screamed, "Who's tearing down the drapes!"

Yo Mama - Broke

Yo momma's so broke, she got an eviction notice on her car.