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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Broke

Yo mama so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo Mama - Mortgage

Yo' Mama is so poor, she had to take a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo Mama - Bird Seed

Yo mama so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo Mama - Tooth Gap

Yo mamma's front tooth gap is so wide, I didn't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal!

Gumballs

Yo mama so poor, her idea of big spendin' is buyin' a gumball!