Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Poor

Yo Mama - Jack-O-Lantern

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Teeth Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Poor)
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Yo Mama - Santa Claus

Yo' Mama is so poor, she told your little sister that Santa Claus was dead.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Poor) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Mama About Christmas

My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Christmas. 'Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.' She was waiting for the stuff to go on sale.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Poor) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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