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Ice Cream DJ

Yo mama so poor, she DJs for the ice cream truck.

Yo Mama - Garbage Can

Yo mama so poor, I sat on a garbage can, and she told me to get off her roof.

Yo Mama - Cockroach

Yo mama so poor, when I stepped on a cockroach crawling across her floor, she said, "Now what do we do for supper?"

Yo Mama - Robbed

Yo mama so poor, she only gets robbed for practice.

Yo Mama - Fly

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"