Yo Mama - Cobwebs

Yo momma's so poor, I visited her house and when I tore down the cob webs, she screamed, "Who's tearing down the drapes!"

Yo Mama - Tooth Gap

Yo mamma's front tooth gap is so wide, I didn't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal!

Yo Mama - Broke

Yo momma's so broke, she got an eviction notice on her car.