Yo Mama - Your Birthday
Yo mama is so poor, she dumpster dives for your birthday presents.
Yo Mama - Toilet on Your Right
Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said, "Sure thing, it's the fourth tree on your right!"
Yo Mama - Bathroom Location
Yo momma's so poor, I asked her where the facilities were and she replied, "Pick a corner, any corner!"
Yo Mama - Restaurant
Yo mama so poor, she's always talking about the time she almost ate at a restaurant.
Yo Mama - Tampons
Yo mama so poor, she rolls her own tampons.