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Yo Mama - Bit a Toe

Yo' Mama is so poor, she bit off your daddy's toe 'cause she saw a corn on it.

Yo Mama - Alternative Drive By

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo Mama - Two Channels

Yo mama so poor, her T.V. only has two channels: on and not working.

Yo Mama - Church

Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to church.

Yo Mama - Donations

Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.