Yo Mama - Front Door
Yo mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.
Yo Mama - Doorbell
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo Mama - One Shoe On
Yo mama so poor, she walks down the road with one shoe on and when you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says, "No, I found one!"
Yo Mama - Haircut
Yo mama so poor, she joined the Army to get a haircut.
Yo Mama - Cigarette
Yo mama so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said, "Who turned off the heater?"