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Yo Mama - Front Door

Yo mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.

Yo Mama - Doorbell

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo Mama - One Shoe On

Yo mama so poor, she walks down the road with one shoe on and when you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says, "No, I found one!"

Yo Mama - Haircut

Yo mama so poor, she joined the Army to get a haircut.

Yo Mama - Cigarette

Yo mama so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said, "Who turned off the heater?"