Yo Mama - Garbage Can

Yo mama so poor, I sat on a garbage can, and she told me to get off her roof.

Gumballs

Yo mama so poor, her idea of big spendin' is buyin' a gumball!

Yo Mama - Last Supper

Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out!