Yo Mama - ID
Yo mama so old, when I asked for her ID, she handed me a rock.
Yo Mama - Right Wrinkle
Yo' mama so old, I had to poke around for an hour to find the right wrinkle.
Yo Mama - Ten Commandments
Yo mama so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo Mama - Moses
Yo mama so fat and old, when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.
Yo Mama - Sneeze
Yo mama is so old, when she sneezes, dust flies out.