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Yo Mama - ID

Yo mama so old, when I asked for her ID, she handed me a rock.

Yo Mama - Right Wrinkle

Yo' mama so old, I had to poke around for an hour to find the right wrinkle.

Yo Mama - Ten Commandments

Yo mama so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

Yo Mama - Moses

Yo mama so fat and old, when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.

Yo Mama - Sneeze

Yo mama is so old, when she sneezes, dust flies out.