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Yo Mama - Teeth

Yo mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo Mama - Underwear

Yo mama so old, she has to screw on her underpants around her wrinkles.

Yo Mama - Belly Button

Yo' Mama is so old, her belly button is between her breasts.

Yo Mama - Babysitting

Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Jesus!

Yo Mama - The Last Supper

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!