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Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

Yo Mama So Old... Tits

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo Mama - Antique Store

Yo mama is so old she went into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mama - First Light

Yo mama so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she said, "It's about time!"

Yo Mama - Ditch

Yo momma's so old, she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.