Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Legs Arguing

Yo mama so fat, when she walks down the street, her legs bargain with each other: "You let me go, I'll let you pass"; "You let me go, I'll let you pass."

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Yo Mama - 7 Eleven

Yo' Mama is so fat, she went into 7-Eleven and didn't come out until 11:07.

Anonymous

Yo Mama: Bungee Jump

Yo Mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

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