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Yo Mama - McDonalds

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo Mama - Spitball

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought spitball was a sport.

Yo Mama - Revolving Door

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she stood in front of a revolving door for three hours looking for the doorknob.

Yo Mama - Shadow

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her shadow runs away from her.

Yo Mama at the Movies

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends