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Yo Mama - Elevator

Yo mama so fat, when she goes into an elevator she has to go DOWN!

Yo Mama - Hopscotch

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this... New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo Mama - History

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo Mama - Cookie

Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo Mama - Fell Over

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.