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Yo Mama - Birth Certificate

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

Yo Mama - Titanic

Yo mama so fat that when she got on the Titanic it sank.

Yo Mama - Underwear

Yo momma so fat, she uses her underwear for bungee jumping!

Yo Mama - Garbage Can

Yo momma's so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and she popped out asking, "Who knocked?"

Yo Mama - Airplane

Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.