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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Xbox

Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.

Yo Mama - Dirty

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo Mama - Hotel

Yo momma's so ugly, hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.

Yo Mama - Lincoln

Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!

Yo Mama - M&M

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.