Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mama - Museum
Yo Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.
Yo Mama - Copycat
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo Mama - TV
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo Mama - Dinner Tonight
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."