Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Misdial

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Water Bed

Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Disneyland

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

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Anonymous