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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Couch

Yo mama so fat she sat on the couch and the couch said "ABCD get your fat ass off of me"

Yo Mama - Power

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo Mama - Wedding Ring

Yo' Mama is so fat, she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring.

Yo Mama - Cooking

Yo mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.

Yo Mama - Donut

Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.