Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Her Belt

Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

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Yo Mama - Fat

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a king size mattress as a tampon.

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Yo Mama - House

Yo mama's house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama's house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside!

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