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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - M&M's

Yo momma is so dumb, she sat for an hour and a half trying to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Yo Mama - Rock Climbing

Yo mama so fat... when she went rock climbing the whole mountain collapsed.

Yo Mama - Gumball Machine

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.

Yo Mama - Six Piece

Yo mama so fat, she needs a six-piece bikini!

Yo Mama - Ransom

Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!