Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Add Mayonnaise

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.

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Yo Mama - Eating Cereal

Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk!

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Yo Mama In Kmart

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

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