Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Bungee Cord

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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Yo Mama - Lint

Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Crack

Yo' Mama is so fat, she's got more crack than a drug dealer.

Anonymous