Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Sex in the Car

Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

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Rape?

Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"

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Yo Mamma Is Old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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