Poem About Economics

Folks came from afar just to see two economists who'd agreed to agree. While the event did take place, it proved a disgrace; they agreed one plus one adds to three.

Viewpoints

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Convenience Store Clerk

Q: What is the difference between a toilet and  a convenience store clerk?
A: A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.