Amish

You're more confused than an Amish electrician!

Painting the House

Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, "You wanna see where my husband put his hand last night?" He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"

Plumber Favorite

Q: What's a plumber's favorite kind of shoe?
A: Clogs