Astronaut Booty Call - Uranus

My mission? A straight shot to Uranus.

Rain-n-Money

Q: Why did God create economists?
A: To make weathermen look good!

Wrong Nails

Dumb and Dumber were roughing in a house when Dumber sees Dumb throwing away half the nails.
"Hold it!", says Dumber. "Why are you throwing all those nails away?"
"Because.", says Dumb. "The heads are on the wrong end."
"You dummy!" replies Dumber. "Those are for the other side of the house!"