Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Deal With It

Patient: "Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards!"
Doctor: "I'll deal with you later."

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Eye Pain

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!
Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out first?

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Doctor In The House?

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a good, Jewish girl?"

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