Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Subtract Ten

There once was a doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Where's My Pen

A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole has my pen!!!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Texas Plastic Surgeons

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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