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An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ? Dr. Geezer:  "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor Young:  "Oh no you don't,  --  that's Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak  ---  I can hardly see !!!! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so --  " Here's your $1000 back." Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..." Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story  --  Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer "

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Eyesight Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Too Much Sex

This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor  you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back. "That's not so much", says the doctor. "Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man. "Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor. "Yes, but that' s not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man. "Well, that's definitely too much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand." "I do", says the man. "Twice a day."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

MCAT Question

When I was young, I wanted to be a doctor so I took the MCAT exam for Medical School. One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered 'spine' are doctors today.  The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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