The Guilty Nurse

Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse, took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I meet one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." 
"I see", nodded the psychiatrist, "and you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."  "NO!!!", exclaimed the nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward!"

Medical Lecture

A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste." After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."

New Look

There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery.
The head of the group commented to the members,  "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."