Doctor's Birthday

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed. Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of him was a huge cake, with 40 marzipan eyes! The guest, asked him why he laughed, and after some minutes of laughing and whipping his eyes, the doctor said: "I'm just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is a gynecologist!"

Tired Gynecologist

Q: What did the gynecologist say to his wife when he got home from work?
A: I'm bushed!

A Hygiene Problem

A woman visits her physician. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The doctor asks her, "Well, what can I do for you madam?" The patient blushes and the doctor sees that she is embarrassed so he says, "You can discuss any matter with me, everything is strictly confidential." So the patient says, "My husband complains that my pussy smells bad, is there a cure for this?" "Sure", the doctor says, "It can be a fungus, or a little infection, nothing unusual, please undress and lay down, so I can examine you and prescribe a treatment." The woman undresses, gets up the bed and with her legs spread waits until the doctor attends her. He comes in, walks towards here, starts gasping for air, covers his mouth and nose with a hand and runs out of the office. After a minute or so, he enters again, covering his mouth and nose with one hand an a 7 feet wooden stick with an iron hook on it in the other hand. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh, what are you going to do to me?" shouts the patient. "Nothing", says the doctor, "I'm just going to open the roof window and get some fresh air in here."