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The Battery at the Gynecologist

Q: What did the battery say to the gynecologist?

A: It's not the smell that bothers me, it's the discharge!

Backup Needed

I'm not saying my girlfriend is promiscuous, but when she goes to the gynecologist, it's a two man job.

Med Examination

A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."Haven't you been examined like this before?" asks the doctor. "Many times," she giggles, "but never by doctor!"

Doctor's Advice

A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm:

"Use it on every conceivable occasion."

The Doctor Said to the Housewife

The doctor said to the housewife, "I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS. The bad news is...you're a bitch!"