Profession Jokes - OBGYN Jokes
The Gynecologist Explains Latex Gloves
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says "no." The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry. She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs. The doctor says, "What's so funny?" She says, "I'm imagining how they make condoms!"
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."Haven't you been examined like this before?" asks the doctor. "Many times," she giggles, "but never by doctor!"
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm:
"Use it on every conceivable occasion."
The Doctor Said to the Housewife
The doctor said to the housewife, "I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS. The bad news is...you're a bitch!"
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An Acher of bacteriologists
A murmur of cardiologists
A stain of cytotechnologists
A rash of dermatologists
A speck of forensic pathologists
A poke of gynecologists
A vessel of heart surgeons
A clot of hematologists
A nursery of obstetricians
A dose of pharmacists
A pile of proctologists
A G-spot of sex therapists
A stream of urologists