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Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
That Was An Insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped across the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, "Asshole attorneys". The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying "I want you to know I highly resent that remark". "Why, are you an attorney?" "No, I'm an asshole."
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Low IQ Lawyer
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Your Honor.
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Lawyer and a Hooker
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you're dead.
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