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Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Attire
Q: What does a lawyer wear to work?
A: A lawsuit!
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Lawyer's Personal Injury
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."
"I'll take it," the attorney said.
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Road-killed Lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?
A: There's skid marks in front of the deer!
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