Profession Jokes - Criminal Jokes

Hiccups

A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, "Do you have any last requests?" The guy says, "(hic) Yeah... (hic) could you please do (hic) could you please do something to scare me?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
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Anonymous

Death Sentence Cleared

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
In Atlanta, U.S. District Judge Charles Moye overturned a death sentence for a murderer because the jury that convicted him 10 years ago had asked for a Bible during deliberations. 

Categories: Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Judge Jokes)
Anonymous

In Jail

This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice yells over to the female side: "I got 12 inches over here you would love to have." The female response was: "Well, spit it out it isn't yours."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Anonymous