Profession Jokes - Bureaucrat Jokes

Congressmen And Light Bulbs

Q: How many Congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They're too busy screwing pages.

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Deep Stuff

Q: Why does the NSA hate blizzards?
A: Because they get Snowden.

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Business One-Liners 93

  • There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
  • Things are more like today than they ever were before.
  • Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
  • Things get worse under pressure.
  • Things go right so they can go wrong.
  • Thinking is hard work.
  • One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
  • This space for rent.

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