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No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard.... Violators will be toad!
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Policeman's Truncheon
Q: What's the difference between a policeman's truncheon and a magicians wand?
A: A magicians wand is for cunning stunts.
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Proper Weight For An Attorney
Q: What is the proper weight for an attorney?
A: About 3 pounds...not counting the urn!
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