Definition of Windows

|Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows :  32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

Statistics

The most important statistic for car manufacturers is auto correlation. Some statisticians don't drink because they are t-test totalers. Others drink the hard stuff as evidenced by the proliferation of box-and-whiskey plots. Underwater ship builders are concerned with sub-optimization. The Lipton Company is big on statistics - especially t-tests.

Down Under

I'm a sexual health doctor for the lower ranks of the military.
I inspect the privates.