Profession Jokes

Sick Pig

Q: Why do pigs never recover from illness?
A: Because you have to kill them before you cure them!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

I'm A Wheelbarrow

Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

The Good Part

A doctor pulls the bedsheet over the face of one his patients. He turns to the nurse and says, “We’ll look on the bright side. At least he’s stable.”

Categories: Profession Jokes (ER Doctor Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous